cornelus

is your all round great guy with a healthy attitude and the humility, looks and charisma to match. He is comfortable in any setting, be it fighting beasts of the underworld or competing in under 13 roller derby.

Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.

Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.

Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.

Look at that Cornelus near the water, best not approach him.

by therealcornelus November 18, 2020

cornelius

A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful green eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and kiss you in public and make sweet gestures. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.

My boyfriend Cornelius is really awesome

by Xx.GhostBrooke.xX April 7, 2021

cornella

cornella is a nice person . she can be kinda mean sometimes but she has depression. all she think about is the person who makes her laugh the most . cornella will always have bad thoughts when she is mad .

cornella is the only one who will always be their for you .

by johnIeururururu June 3, 2021

Corneliusbbq

Corneliusbbq is the most studius man i know.

Corneliusbbqs socks is so studius

by Corneliusbbq is studius June 27, 2023

anke cornelissen

anke cornelissen's are usually kind and can become you best friend very easilly , very lovable

anke cornelissen is my bestest friend

by johneeeee November 8, 2018

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

Dirty Cornelius

When a man cums and shits into an ice cream cone to make a chocolate-vanilla swirl.

Man, I just ate a Dirty Cornelius

by ImAfterYourWeenus April 17, 2020