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Compunicate

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.
Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.
by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008
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compund

A compound of two words that make a new word that also puns on one of the parent words.

For example: brother + romance = bromance and still keeps the sound structure of romance.
"Adorkable is a cute compund."
by R. L. Nooby December 16, 2013
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compulsive liar

An asshole who is always blowing shit out his mouth. And makes up stories to make himself look better, but winds up just driving himself further into the already huge hole in the ground.
Why do we even try to listen to him? He says he hit someone with a rock who Ding Dong Ditched his house, when it was us that did the DDD ad he never saw us. Definitely a compulsive liar.
by RejectsforLife December 9, 2007
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computater

what my friend calls his computer when it is broken.
That damned computater broke again!!!!!
by Ben Dover November 19, 2003
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compubine

The all girl computer company in town has the best looking compubines, they even fixed my PC.
by Neil Owen August 30, 2008
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compufucked

What you are when, at the crucial moment, a piece of software or hardware invariably and inexplicably fails on you. Your blood runs cold. You break into a sweat. You rage against the machine, but it's no use. That program or piece of machinery that has worked perfectly fine up until now has chosen to malfunction at the exact moment you needed it most. You're compufucked.
"Fuck ... I finished the essay with ten minutes until the deadline. I clicked to print so I could run up to campus quick and hand it in. But then the paper all jammed and shredded and now it's all stuck deep inside the printer and it won't work any more. I failed the class."

"Dude ... tough break. You got compufucked."
by I got compufucked February 15, 2009
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compuss

what a woman uses to stay on course
she used her compuss to find the mall
by mr clam February 4, 2010
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