Fishin' For Compliments

When you insult yourself to get other people to compliment you.

Jack: "Wow I am so fat"
Jane: "No you looks nice"
Sarah: "Stop fishin' for compliments jack"

by Puplelubberman March 19, 2016

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Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.

1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010

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cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size and/or power of your penis.

Your dong is magic!
Why thank you for that nice cockliment!

by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011

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Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes

This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies

by professordavos January 29, 2012

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Cumplimentary

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out

by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018

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