When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Get the Constipation Stroke mug.A female that is on a construction site, lumber yard, supply house etc, that looks extremely attractive but it might just be the surroundings. They may be an attractive female but the lack of other females to compare to makes them hot by default.
Man, I saw this chick at the lumberyard the other day, smoking hot. Saw the same chick at the grocery store… Not so hot, she’s construction site hot
by Puddyhead February 22, 2023
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When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mind mug.Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!
by TheNotBob December 6, 2009
Get the alcoholic constipation mug.Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.
by b-tox May 17, 2012
Get the vehicular constipation mug.When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
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Get the Emotional-Constipation mug.When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.
See: Creative Block.
See: Creative Block.
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