Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.

Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.

by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009

conquis

adj. extraordinarily big; monstrous

damn, i just layed a conquis turd!!!!

by KDIZZO March 11, 2005

conquel

a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.

"The Lion King 1 1/2" is a conquel of "The Lion King."

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009

Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

Conquilico Digimus

(kon-kwil'-iko di'-ji-mus) N. 1) A rare, funky, long haired mammal indigenous to northern central kansas. Digimus is an omnivore and its diet consists predominantly of pasta, sandwiches, small children, and chipotle. Experts say the Digimus can easily be identified by its long golden hair, funky solos, and masterful karate moves. 2) Josh Weaver

Conquilico Digimus cant be trusted.

by Reuben Rodriguez December 17, 2008

anal conqueror

A man by the name CAPT.SELLERS who anal conqueror

HEY THERE PRIVATE. BEND OVER AND REACH FOR THE STARS WHILE I GRAB MY FLAG. For im an anal conqueror

by capt conqueror December 20, 2013

divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

by Deboe August 31, 2008