Comeback Kid

Someone who had graduated high school yet still continues to come back to said school during breaks and lunch, usually they're men 18 and older.

The comeback kid is sometimes referred to as a "perv" or "pathetic." But I prefer to think of them as just desperate for some pussy.

Girl #1: So what are you doing for lunch today?
Girl #2: I'm going with (random guys name).
Girl #1: Didn't he graduate like 3 years ago?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Fucking comeback kid.

by stephiebabyy August 14, 2009

Cobweb Trib

When two elderly women participate in the sexual activity known as tribbing.

Jimmy: Dude, I walked in on two old hags doing the cobweb trib at my grandmother's nursing home.

Paul: Holy fuck bro...you didn't happen to film it did you?

Jimmy: Of course I filmed it, you fucking retard.

by BANJOBRAZILIAN January 31, 2020

Second Comeback

When you made a comeback once, but then you do it again

“Yo, HSI made a second comeback”

by HSI Sugarland September 29, 2018

codweb

Where a spider makes as his home. The real word for cobwebs

The spinder spun a codweb to catch the flies

by Harriette Yellow June 11, 2008

cobweb

The hanging, draping, or stringing of cum on a girl's (or guy's if that is how you role) eye brow to their cheek.

Other acceptable placements.

Chin to neck, shoulder, or chest.
Eye brow to to nose or eyelash.
Nose to lip, cheek, or chin.

Girl: "Oh no, its dripping onto my chest!"
Guy: "Let it go babe. You just got a cobweb".
Girl: "I've been cobwebbed!"

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa December 5, 2011

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light Joker June 19, 2011

Cobweb

The Cobweb is the result of a girl being caught by surprise by a man's sudden and unexpected ejaculation landing on the other's face, after either hand stimulation or pulling off early during a blow job.

While Jane was playing with Tommy's stick, she didn't realize she was walking in to a cob web as Tommy was giving no hint as to how close he was to coming...SPLAT! Jane had just received her first cob web.

by Jabba Tobe March 23, 2004