THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!

PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN

by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025

unhealthy competition

When you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your parents are strict in limiting your screen time and your opponents are 270 millions of the residents of Indonesia — i.e. the country with highest average screen time (6.05 hours per day) since the research in this area was first conducted back in 2020

Trying to get more screen time than 270 million Indonesians feels like an unhealthy competition; my parents keep cutting me off while everyone else seems to have endless hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

eliminating the competition

When someone is so gobsmackingly hypocritical in their quest to condemn certain stuff (E.g. Gays are pedophiles, furries are zoophiles, etc.) that it starts to feel like they're doing this to snuff out competition.

Commonly found among:
-Priests
-Politicians
-Ruben Sim
-MamaMax
-The Trump Administration

Ruben Simp: "You're calling Ruben Sim, the guy who's getting rid of degenerates on Roblox a pedophile!!?1!"

Me: "He's eliminating the competition."

by Cynical Man January 5, 2026

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023

bad bitch competitions

When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing

Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.

by Bad bitch competitions June 21, 2023

Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."

by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023