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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010
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competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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Macwards Compatible

If a software can be used on an Apple Mac computer.
"Nah, dude. You can't use that program, they haven't made it Macwards compatible yet."
by MixMastahTee May 20, 2008
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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018
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dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.
"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)
by Roka_73 January 21, 2009
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