Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.

Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

by @assonance December 10, 2013

D colon

D colon stands for an emoji
"D:"
It's usually used when a person wants to express their dissapointment or an unhappy astonichment.

No! we gotta dip the Yoshi! That's a D colon!

by SagiriHimoto May 30, 2022

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

colton

really cute and amazing guy hes nice and has beautiful eyes he is really nice and smells good he has nice warm hugs and i love him<3

wow whos that he's cute
oh thats my boyfriend colton back of or i'll cut you

by colton's stalker January 10, 2019

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017