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colony dude

Multiple Dudes. A group of hairy moles growing on a donkey's dick.
"...Stop being such a colony dude."
by DickFaceJohn April 28, 2004
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Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up
Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching
by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021
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anti-colonial

Being anti-colonial is epitomized by Dhulbahante, as the Darawiish, a Dhulbahante force led by Sayyidka, embodied the bloodiest and longest anti-colonial struggle in Africa
she's anti-colonial
by khatumo November 2, 2020
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Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD
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Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.
1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.
by Thespian529 July 28, 2025
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Social Media Super-Colonies

Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.

Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.

Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.
by Tiny Ant Marketing September 14, 2013
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Colony Pony

When a girl puts her hair in a side pony while giving head & looks like George Washington
She was givin me that gah gah sloppy top as her hair kept getting in her face so she put up that colony pony.
by Grahamsterdam March 5, 2023
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