semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

collector

One with the characteristics of a cleptomaniac just with a certain topic or idea and without the criminal side.

My brother is a collector of rocks and has about 152 in his sock drawer.

by A Masshole June 27, 2003

art collector

A man who makes a habit of cultivating attractive women as "friends."

He said he's interested in me, but seeing all the female friends he has on myspace makes me think he's an art collector.

by Luminosa September 12, 2006

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

Wristband Collector

A sad and rather pathetic person who goes to as many music festivals and concerts as their parents can afford. Not for enjoyment, or love of the music but so that they can show off their tatty collection of wristbands along with their tan at the end of the summer.

Penelope: "The red one's from Reading and the green one's from Glastonbury. The purple one's from this darling little place in Italy that I went to whilst Daddy was on a business trip there"
John: "Which band did you like best then?"
Penelope: "Band? Huh?"
John: "Gah - you are such a Wristband Collector"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

autograph collector

Someone that has no job, no life and hounds celebrities for their autograph either through mail or in person in order to sell them on Ebay or some other auction website.

Jane is an autograph collector and she waited all night for Avril Lavigne to sign a photo. Once she got it the next day she tried to sell it on Ebay for $300.

by jackzofthezoo October 4, 2011

Dirty Collette

The type of woman who breaks off her 12 inch pink dildo off in your ass and never tells you. Leaving an unknown sensation that doctors later find the cause of.

"Dude...he's been walking kind of funny. Like his girl dirty collette him."

by Mad Saulus June 15, 2020