The tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. Mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, I believe.
An example,
Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.
They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?
An example,
Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.
They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?
Liberal: After having considered all the evidence, I don't see any point in incarcerating him. He's not a threat. I fucking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can't be held responsible for this. Probation should do, just in case I'm wrong. (though i doubt it)
Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.
Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*
Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.
For another example, see black and white thinkers.
Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.
Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*
Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.
For another example, see black and white thinkers.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
Get the Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder mug.People who, under the pretext of religion and false "moral truths" perpetuate their greed and gain in a free-market system by exploiting the poor and working to extinguish as many civil liberties as possible. They also typically label pacifists and intellectuals as "freedom haters" and other ridiculous bullshit.
Conservatives are just Nazis without armbands. They wear ties instead of Swastikas but they hate Jews and blacks and homosexuals openly.
by KosmikKrazyKat February 26, 2005
Get the conservatives mug.A self loathing black person who, driven by self hate and possibly a form of stockholm syndrome, joins the anti-black conservative party to act out his own self loathing.
by doc strangelove! September 16, 2011
Get the Coonservative mug.1) An ideology which espouses less government in theory, but has consistently failed in reality. Every "conservative" administration had grown government, and done more to restrict freedoms.
Conservatives blame various national problems such as health care, the economy, and what ever suits the moment on "illegals". This high degree of xenophobia implies a distrust, and dislike of non-white immigrants in reality.
The vast majority of conservatives are as described above, the few "minority" conservatives don't discount the xenophobia of this ideology.
Conservatives blame various national problems such as health care, the economy, and what ever suits the moment on "illegals". This high degree of xenophobia implies a distrust, and dislike of non-white immigrants in reality.
The vast majority of conservatives are as described above, the few "minority" conservatives don't discount the xenophobia of this ideology.
Conservative: We need to keep the illegals out, they're ruining our country.
American: Which ones, the illegal Irish immigrants or the illegal Mexicans?
Conservative: Well uh, it's so easy to cross the Mexico border. Illegals, illegals!!
American: Which ones, the illegal Irish immigrants or the illegal Mexicans?
Conservative: Well uh, it's so easy to cross the Mexico border. Illegals, illegals!!
by ixbo47 September 20, 2009
Get the Conservative mug.A uk government party (bunch of selfish posh idiots)that aren’t helping the nhs that’s why we have to sleep over night in waiting rooms and the hospitals are run down whom always end up winning because statistically old people vote a lot more than young people they also enjoy fox hunting and scones
*in A&E*
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
Patient :”why have I been waiting 8 hours “
Nurse :
“The conservative party cut the funds so we don’t have many equipment or nurses and none of us are getting paid but we’re trying our best”
Patient to themself :
‘Fuck I should of voted Labour ‘
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stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."
"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."
"He's off joining the conservative party."
"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."
"He's off joining the conservative party."
"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
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'09 conservative: Offshore drilling is a great idea!
'09 liberal: But what if there's a oil spill?
'09 conservative: Like that's ever gonna happen
'09 liberal: But what if there's a oil spill?
'09 conservative: Like that's ever gonna happen
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