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Cockgobbler

an individual that displays whorish behavior
She is a cockgobbler for sleeping with a married man.
by JKGram August 22, 2022
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Cockgobbler

A bitch or whore who you get the fuck over to come suck your dick and then get the fuck outa ur crib. Also known as a dick munchin slut and also can be abbreviated to gobbler.
1. Bro where are da cockgobblers
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023
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cockwomblery

The state of, and actions involved with, being a Cockwomble
The steady stream of cockwomblery from Kevin is truly astounding.
by ehlana March 13, 2023
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Cockwombler

Ignorant twat making shit up to manipulate others, often blaming others for what they did themselves.
Kremlin aced cockwombling in 2022-2023.
Fella 1: Why is the world going upside down?
Fella 2: Somehow massive cockwombles like Putin, Medvedev & Vasily Alekseyevich Nebenzya managed to bully their way to power like nazis while accusing their made up opponents, the people of Ukraine of being nazi.
Redefining the meaning of nazi and also accusing jews of being nazi. And claiming they protect democracy while bombing the shit out of civilians, churches & hospitals.
All in an attempt to divide people in democracies to strengthen fascism.
Fella 1: Fucking cockwomblers!
by KajmanStan August 3, 2023
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Cockwomble

Nriq, someone who thinks they can 1 v 22 a whole faction
Nriq is a cockwomble.
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Cockwomble

A egregious person with inflated ego and total incompetence. Has a lot to say and actually believes the crap that they spout. A Cockwomble will usually take credit for other people’s achievements and will deny any failures on their part, usually trying to blame contemporaries, opponents or predecessors .

Their lack of intelligence and knowledge on a subject can usually be spotted by a tendency to ‘fill in’ a statement on a subject by repeating a phrase over and over in a slightly different way. And usually with boastful tones. Verbally, they will often tie themselves up in knots and trip themselves up totally contradicting themselves. For example. “ I made that table, it’s the best, no one’s ever made a table like that before I was the first to do it too. It sure is a great table. The table that the other guy made before me was not good at all, it was trash, a really bad table. But that doesn’t matter now because now we’ve got a the best table. No one else has a table like ours”.
They will variably surround themselves with like minded Cockwombles.

Collective noun ‘ An ineptitude of Cockwombles’
“So Melania, what was it that attracted you to the rich orange Cockwomble?”
by Broadbean34 October 24, 2025
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Giant oversized cockwomble

by Swarve1991 August 18, 2022
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