cocksmit

A guy who iz being a real asshole or jerk could be described as a cocksmit.

"Dante, quit being such a cocksmit!"

by CrazyBeautiiful June 26, 2008

Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

by zboss April 27, 2009

cockshitbitch

the most amazing word ever invented by lucas

Shut up cockshitbitch

by yoyoyodaman93yo August 10, 2010

Cockpit

Someone who is not right wing or left wing. so in the space between the two wings, therefore-cockpit .

Guy 1: Mate your a good friend but you are cockpit.

Guy 2: oh yeh, well your half cast!
But I love you.

by Max a May 2, 2014

Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.

Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.

by big pimpin111 April 23, 2014

cockpit

v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.

"I'm not on the pill, you'll just have to cockpit me."

by anonymousbastard October 3, 2014

Cocksmith

Derived from the word blacksmith a worker of metal. Cocksmith is someone who's loves the penis, often used as an insult towards a mate that may or may not be gay.

Barry you are a Cocksmith. A Smith of the cock .

by Juice13 January 10, 2015