cockmaster

a monkey that likes to jack of into his mouth.

Look there dady, a monkey!
Thats not a monkey thats a cockmaster

by uncle fuggah September 16, 2023

Aviation Cockmaster

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.

Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."

by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023