Skip to main content

Cobra-face

Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.
'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'

cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.
Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!
cobra trainer by DeeQue November 4, 2014

cobra checked 

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man
He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.

Cobra Cum Busted 

When your dick is so big it breaks a condom right when you cum.
Hay man, I cobra cum busted in my girl last night.
Cobra Cum Busted by Twark June 15, 2018

Cobra clutchin 

Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”
Cobra clutchin by benvveiss March 15, 2019

Cobra Rinse 

When you wash your fresh cobra meat off before the big Sunday night fry-up.
Hey Uncle Neck you there? Oh sorry Jafar I was too busy to listen to your story as I was at the sink making sure the fresh cobra meat is ready for the big Sunday night fry-up.
Oh no worries Uncle Neck, the Cobra Rinse is more important than my story about the time I forgot to do a Cobra Rinse and got Cobra Worms at the big Sunday night fry-up.
Cobra Rinse by Klendi October 9, 2020