Cobra-face Share definition Flag Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out. 'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.' Cobra-face by Love doctor 675543 June 14, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Cobra-face mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch