slobstacle course

Surroundings that have become difficult to navigate because of excessive clutter.

I nearly tripped and broke my neck passing through the slobstacle course my kids left in the living room.

by mistert20032003 March 24, 2009

Last Course

The Last Course is a male's expectation to receive a gratuitous blow job or hand job from his male or female partner after treating said partner to wonderful meal at a fine dining establishment. The Last Course is typically served up in the car on the ride home. Once in the car, the male unzips his pants and tenders up his stiff, rigid penis for the expected blow job or handy from his mate. It is customary, proper manners and a show of appreciation for the partner to oblige and to savor the flavor of the Last Course.

John took his new girlfriend Penny out for a lovely steak dinner at his favorite steakhouse. Upon leaving, John tendered up his rigid cock on the drive back to her apartment. Penny graciously obliged to John's engorged satisfaction and savored every drop of the meal's Last Course.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

by Big Richo May 20, 2007

course knowledge

A golf term which has gained mainstream popularity to describe one's having an advantage borne of prior experience.

Charles attributed his success with "da womens" to course knowledge.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014

coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.

Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!

by John Smith February 15, 2004

First Course

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.

Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015