Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Pokémon Clover

A pokémon hack made by 4chan /vp/.
Full of offensive humour about 4chan and Pokémon

Person: Did you play Pokémon Clover?
Person 2: what the hell is Pokémon Clover?

by Mike2000 November 25, 2020

tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.

"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"

by Shankster69 September 17, 2012

one leaf clover

Used to describe someone with a pea sized brain.

Person 1: Oh no I broke my mom’s car keys!

Person 2: You are a one leaf clover.

by pekpekmomabaho May 27, 2021

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Ryan Clader

Flaming Closet Homo

He's such a Ryan Clader

by Blue4 June 8, 2015

I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021