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left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.
Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.
by phatplat August 28, 2009
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share-cocker

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy
She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?
by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011
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Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive
E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge
by GinderBlock March 4, 2012
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betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.
Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.
by erudyne March 21, 2016
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chris crocker

Gay teenage video blogger from Tennessee. Famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video on Myspace and YouTube. Since the video, he has been seen on shows like TRL, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Maury, and FOX News. There are rumors that he's getting his own TV show soon.
Chris Crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they're unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he'll call you a homophobe.
by Rachel Van Doll October 3, 2007
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Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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Neha Cocker

one who moans in their sleep
i was neha cockering in my sleep last night and every1 thought i was having sex with myself LOL
by lehurr March 20, 2008
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