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clittie licker

A female who muffdives
"People know me as the clittie licker round these parts "
by bond831 July 20, 2017
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Clitty

A whiteboi's tiny, useless, "penis", that is too small and inadequate for sexual penetration, and therefore more closely resembles a woman's clit, than it does a real man's penis. Usually completely impotent, it no longer serves any sexual function whatsoever. A larger percentage of whitebois possess a clitty, with every generation, because of naturally decreasing testosterone levels in all whitebois.
My girlfriend dumped me, because my tiny, little, clitty never gets hard enough for sex.
by Princess Crystal Lynn September 29, 2023
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Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
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