Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex

Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 9, 2019

cleated

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

chertok

To screw a person over for the pure enjoyment of seeing another person's feelings hurt.

He chertoked me over by saying he didn't want to be seen with me in public.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

certificatologist

Someone ripe in the art of certificatation

Woman: "Let's fuck"

Certificatologist: "Say what?"

Woman: "Not you"

Certificatologist: "Then who"

Woman: "The midget"

Midget: "Let's roll yo!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD May 21, 2006

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 1, 2019

Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020