cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 22, 2003

Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.

After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.

by nappyd November 14, 2004

Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

A woman.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.

by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

cleaning his Snapple can

A euphemism for self gratification in school. Refers to the excuse a student would offer to cover for his behavior.

Kevin was cleaning his Snapple can in math class.

by MikeT2 March 28, 2011

cleaning your rifle

Getting a blowjob.

blowjob

George: Why were you late for work this morning? Was Jennifer cleaning your rifle again?

by gallopBoss October 21, 2015

Mental Cleansing

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

by Windy-splunts January 15, 2011