cleaning your rifle

Getting a blowjob.

blowjob

George: Why were you late for work this morning? Was Jennifer cleaning your rifle again?

by gallopBoss October 21, 2015

Benadrunk

When you manage to not fall asleep after taking a large amount of Benadryl (a “recreational” dose). You will feel very heavy, as if you weighed like 3 tons. Walking will be near impossible and you’ll look like a crazed drunk to anyone who sees you. Realistic hallucinations (not enjoyable by any means), paranoia, and nonexistent conversations with people who aren’t really there is all very common as well.

Aw I feel like shit, I’ll never get Benadrunk again, worst experience ever.

by gallopBoss June 10, 2018