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Clay Simons 

Someone who is just there in a group, being only a part of the background as if they were added in later as a filler. They do not do anything aside from following the group and are often treated as they do not exist or was meant to exist. In non-important instances, they become a normal person in the group.

The term originates from the character Clay Simons who is a member of The Lost MC biker gang. He appears as a main character in the 2009 episodic expansion, The Lost and Damned for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto 4 and as a minor character in the 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.

During the cutscenes of The Lost and Damned, he was obviously added in after they were finished as he rarely has dialogue nor facial animations when he appears and even clips through people or warps through the scene. He furthermore does not interact with anyone and does not contribute anything to the scene or even the overall plot itself. During gameplay he is for the most part a normal person.
Terrence: "Jason is such as introvert"
Angus: "Yeah, He's the Clay Simons of our club"
(Jason blanky acts as if he's having fun as he stands behind a line of people who are laughing)
Clay Simons by Golden Saddle June 13, 2023
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Clay Puppington 

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.
“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”
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Clay Disease 

Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:

Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks

If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.
Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!

Emily: IKR!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!
Clay Disease by totallyhot December 31, 2010

Clay Rhymes with Gay 

Clay rhymes with gay so it is in fact true with out a doubt. Only use when clay is acting like a Baby Back Bitch.
Clay: you’re mom gay
Daniel: Well clay rhymes with gay so it’s true
Clay:( uncontrollable crying, then complains about his sore ass)
Clay Rhymes with Gay by NotZacNelson November 19, 2018

clay aiken 

Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.
clay aiken by bonitas October 21, 2008

Clay Matthews 

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.
When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.
Clay Matthews by PTP1 January 20, 2011

Clay baby 

A male ginger/ red haired person. Can be Irish, and often have a fondness for boobs.
Owen: Hey do you see that ginger guy over there?
Jake: Oh yeah, man. I see that clay baby!
Owen: He keeps staring at my girlfriend's boobs!
Clay baby by MacePetter January 1, 2011