A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.
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a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.
To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.
When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death
if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.
When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death
if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?
Tori: umm.... my chapstick
Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack
Tori: oh thats just my back-up
Tom: weird
Tori: umm.... my chapstick
Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack
Tori: oh thats just my back-up
Tom: weird
by lescori January 27, 2009
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The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.
The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.
by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005
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Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.
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also used for easy access to the toilet.
also used for easy access to the toilet.
MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!
DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!
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