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English Clapper

The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?

Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!

Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?

Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
by wgjwfolife May 8, 2010
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clapper

a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.
Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.
by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011
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ass clapper

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.
Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping
by assmaniac July 26, 2010
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clippers

A team that overachieved with old, washed up players like Sam Cassell the alien, and Cuttino Mobley in the 2005-2006 season, quickly became regarded as the better team in Los Angeles. This is due to man's inner nature to jump on the bandwagon and only root for the team with the better record. (See also Detroit Pistons right after winning the 2004 championship) Coincidentaly, they only won 2 more games than the Los Angeles Lakers. They will probably overachieve again next year and the year after that, Sam Cassell and Cuttino Mobley will retire and the Clippers will be back where they started.
Dude the Clippers are sooooo good even though they were only 12 games above .500. Clippers 4 lyfe, Elton Brand is a monster!!!
by Chris Browns May 30, 2006
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Clapper

When a women's vag is so loose it claps when she walks.
"Sick did you hear that clapper!!"
by Swampdonkey59 October 30, 2009
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clapper

a woman whose breasts are large enough that pushing them together makes them "clap".
He used to date a flat-chested girl, but now he's dating a clapper!
by moonrayz2 November 9, 2013
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Clippers Fan

A person that is very cocky, this person usually jocks other people to try to fit in. The reason the like the clippers is because Chris paul joined the team . And they still have hope even if they never pass second round of the playoffs.
Jaime- Yes the clippers are in the playoffs, yo going to watch them
Alex- For what they never do shit they make the playoffs but never pass second round
Jaime -Oh yeah
Alex - yeah dumbass you guys always hang banners of whack ass players over our championship banners in staples center damn Clippers Fan
Jaime- Alright just wait
by JOHN Reynolds May 1, 2015
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