circumstition

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.

He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!

by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

Circumfusion

when a baby is getting his penis circumsized there is confusion on how big the babys penis is and the doctor accidently cuts off the whole wiener, inadverdetly killing the baby

at avi's brisk the other day there was a circumfusion, the funeral is set for friday

by The GAEJ Sessions July 13, 2010

circumcision related grief

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.

Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.

by 32ozSoftDrink January 5, 2020

unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.

We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

by Stumblers August 10, 2016

The Sloan Circuit

This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy

"This party is dull"

"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"

by I63 May 26, 2014

circular logic

What Believers use to rpove their bleifs.

circular logic:

Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...

by ParagonofParagons January 5, 2008

Circumcision

The act of removing a male's foreskin. Controversial for obvious reasons. There are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the penis to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting HIV, Cervical cancer, or Siphilis.

Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.

Person in locker room: Dude! What's wrong with your dick!?
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.

by Circumcised June 17, 2012