Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.

This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.

by GullibleZine March 29, 2009

Chodiferous

1.Ode of Chode

2.One who emits chode like qualities via their choice of out dated yuppy cologne.

Randy's Drakkar Noir so put off the ladies in line at the taco stand due to its chodiferous scent.

by The Chode to Perdition September 20, 2009

mere chaadi mein masti hain

there's a party in my pants

HEY! Let me go to the bathroom! MERE CHAADI MEIN MASTI HAIN!

by desi girl January 19, 2009

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.

1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad

by mcMacbot July 3, 2009

Chodie by nature

Naturally born and raised to be a chode; usually occuring implicitly by their up bringing.

He was wearing Ed Hardy at 2 years old, he is just chodie by nature.

by chochochode August 6, 2012

chodi

A fatass redheaded bitch who chaunces and fucks like a dead blow-up doll.

Dude, Ryan, that chodi bitch rams like my poketpussy -but my poketpussy is at least tight. That DAB is fuckin' burnt.

by chauncy mcfadden November 2, 2003

choad

1) A penis that is wider than it is long.
2) A young man, usually white, who asserts his personality via car modifications and tattoos.

1) He's a jerk and treats me bad, but a least he doesn't have a choad.
2) He put a fucking spoiler on his car? What a choad!

by themickfiles May 8, 2011