inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.
That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!
by LDi September 1, 2008
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Jersey chili dog

When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit
Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.
by Asset team December 3, 2015
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Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.
Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.
by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023
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mormon chili dog

When you are having Mormon butt sex with a Mormon girl before marriage so she can retain her vaginial virginity, and you pull out too soon. Immediately wiping the excess fecal matter across a picture of Landon Malasky.
I brought my Mormon girlfriend home and we did a Mormon chili dog. Guess I'm gonna need a new framed pictur of Landon.
by Pusscrusher September 20, 2017
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charleston chili dog

When a man and a woman engage in a sexual act and the man takes a dump on the woman's chest, then proceeds to titie fuck the woman.
cam: Yo dude, i heard that sam and megan had a charleston chili dog!
dave: Word? i knew she was a freak!
by FatC February 24, 2009
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chili dog

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.
Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.
by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008
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chicago chili dog

When one deficates on a girls chest, and proceeds to titty fuck with the crap on the chest, looking like a Chicago Chili-Dog
Man, I was getting some head, then I gave her Chicago Chili Dog to finish it off.
by George Schrimk June 27, 2006
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