Word Chewing

The process by which a person (usually fat and/or southern) annunciates ones words with a sloppy chomping sound, as if chewing a large mouth full of biscuits and gravy.

CPL Jabba the Hutt: " Hey man, (chomp) you swing (slurp)? "

word chewing. It's a fat thing.

by somedingo June 13, 2010

chewing the gristle

performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.

masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork

severing the umbilical cord with teeth

"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"

"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"

"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009

cheming=cos poop dick theta

the equivalency of munging Mrs. Heming or Cheming; makes barfing a desirable option

"That guy totally just munged a dead nun!" barf-vomit-barf

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.

by Whisama February 4, 2017

chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

Chewing it

Having a bad day. A more PC version of Chewing penis. Appropriate for the workplace.

Man this new schedule is killing me, I have been chewing it ever since I started these hours.

by Mike Y Costello January 21, 2009

Chexting

checking in with a spouse, or loved one using a text message

hey man whats up?

nutin man just chexting!

by mxdmrtlarts December 15, 2010