Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.

Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."

by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010

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Cheeky Wee

A slang word for taking a wee, normally were your not supposed to for example, behind a tree or in your best friends back yard, etc. it is mostly used in Australia (the best country) and, Personally it is my favorite type of wee

Guy: Where's Guy 3
Guy 2: His taking a cheeky wee behind the bush
Guy 3: that was amazing

by #Poopinthebasket September 7, 2023

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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.

by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010

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cheeky

It is a concept from the UK not particularly shared by the US. It's basically sly and artful disrespect. Oscar Wilde, John Lennon, Jarvis Cocker , Noel Fielding, and Morrissey all come to mind with respect to being "cheeky". Having lived in England, I recognize this as a particularly British cultural phenomenon. There are always those in pop culture in the UK who aspire to be seen as quick-witted and cheeky. It's their way of "sticking it to the man" with a nudge and a wink. Being an American, I really don't see anything in the US that has quite the same tone. Sure there are plenty of smart humorists in the US, but they don't traffic in "cheek" quite like the Brits do. I think American humorists are more direct somehow. Cheek is done with a sly look in the eye because you know you're trying to get one over on the man, and the smile says that you know, and they (the man) know too, but you're allowed to get away with it anyway. It's very subtle. I'm guessing it has something to do with the more entrenched class system in the UK vs the US. Most Americans feel as if they are on par with the best of them (at least in their own minds), and don't humble themselves very readily in the presence of people from higher classes. They don't feel the need to be subtle in their scorn of "their betters" as they say. I think there was (and maybe still is) more at stake when you trash-talked up the chain in the UK. Just a guess.

When the Beatles were performing for the royals and John Lennon said... “For our last number I’d like to ask your help. Would the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.” A perfect example of being cheeky. Poking at power with humor.

by Phydeaux2000 October 3, 2017

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