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Caustic Valley

A vagina that is perceived to be dirty, diseased, or in some manner toxic. Also sometimes referred to as the Caustic Cleft.
When a guy hooks up with the last remaining (and often disgusting) woman in the bar he will often tell his friends, "I am going deep into the Caustic Valley tonight boys."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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Chastity Brown

A girl/woman, usually religious, who requests anal penetration in order to maintain her status as a "virgin".
Who says catholic girls don't put out? Most of them are Chastity Brown.
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by fuzzybunbun October 27, 2014
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Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.
His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.
by CausticComedy April 18, 2018
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Caustipus

One who is clumsily sneaky and just barely completes the task without being caught.
Chad was caustipus in class, he almost got caught cheating on the math test.
by Melliojellio June 22, 2020
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chapstick trend

Chapstick trend is where someone gets a new stick of chapstick and when they run out of that chapstick they end their existence.... (DONT do it call the hotline for help)
Person 1: Im going to do the Chapstick trend...

Person 2: What? No don’t do you know I’m here for you....
by Mcytfan April 12, 2021
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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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Caustastamotation

The fidget spinner has just committed Caustastamotation
by soggzzi May 6, 2022
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