channel walker

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.

Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.

by melshine May 15, 2015

Blackie channed

Past tense of being blacked out hammered.

Person A: how was that party last night dude?
Person B: dont ask me I was blackie channed, probally made a fool out of myself.
Person A:nice, you were probally that kid.

by Jamalze jr July 3, 2009

Fan Channel

A goofy masked troll that cries and steals other's content to try to get famous but is a transgender

Fan Channel likes to prey on little kids and is a goofy troll.

by You Get OwNeD November 25, 2021

Blind Channel

A finnish Violent Pop band what almost won the eurovision in 2021. The band was initially formed in mid-2013 by classmates Joel Hokka and Joonas Porko who at the time were in as they describe it “rival bands” and decided to join forces. They quickly recruited Olli Matela (who played bass previously with Joonas in other bands) and Tommi Lalli to play drums respectively. Later in 2018-2021 Aleksi Kaunisvesi (Alex Mattson) joined the band.

Hey, you heard the Blind Channel’s new song that sings about they’re not saints?

Nah man i only know the middle finger song...

by micotine December 3, 2021

disney channel

this channel is probably the worst channel ever to be brodcasted. At first the shows were about the cartoons they made but now it totally suck ass. The shows are stupid, but the plots and puns are stupider. This effin retarted channel turns young girls into mindless retards and boys into little fruit cups. They have horrible actors that they use in every single series or movies. If you ever have to watch this show, the universe will collapse into itself and all of humanity will succumb to a horrible death!
(The only reason we hate this channel is because our sisters watch it all the time!)

Boy 1: Did you ever notice that all the unanimated disney channel movies go right to DVD?

Boy 2: Thats because they suck!

Boy 3 (fruit cup): no they don't!!!!!!!

Boy 1: ummmm yeah they do.

by jimmy and timmy July 22, 2007

History Channel

A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.

I really wish the History Channel would have more stuff on the Vikings or Roman Empire.

by Mehh July 14, 2004

Disney Channel

The go-to place for little rich girls who want to be famous, and in-the-closet pre-pubescent boys that are trying to convince people that they are straight. These children are usually featured in Children's TV Shows for about five years, and then have suddenly turned into either extreme sluts, or junkies (occasionally both!). About a year after that, these poor lost souls have had horrible publicity and/or suicidal thoughts. This is the ongoing cycle of the Disney Channel (a.k.a. the passageway to hell). The ending result is a 20-25 year old with fake hair, unhealthy weight, and ongoing hate from the social media and Shane Dawson.

Late 90's kid: I miss Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, and Demi Lovato. What happened to them?

21st Century Kid: Have you been living under a rock? Miley Cyrus has a horrible haircut and is married to Liam Hemsworth, The Jo-Bros are all broke and married with only one song out (Pom Poms) which is only about girl's asses, and Demi Lovato has been in rehab for cutting. Seriously, how could you have missed all of this?

Late 90's Kid: C'mon, all Disney Channel stars can't be THAT bad. What about Vanessa Hudgens?

21st Century Kid: Got kicked off of Disney Channel for posting naked pictures online, and had sex with James Franco in Spring Breakers.

Late 90's Kid: So I guess that the Disney Channel really IS just a workshop where good kids go bad and bratty kids are glorified.

by The One Who Knows All April 16, 2013