Chatteris

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.

Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.

by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011

fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels

fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant

by phezmiester October 25, 2011

Charter

A boy, usually in highschool, who lets people rent out his shoes. They are exceptionally large shoes, and are generally furnished with pictures of dinosaurs . The most valued customer at the Charter ShoePlaza is always the D'Amico , regardless of the time of day, or if renovations are being done.

The Charter always gives amazing hugs, and has an extremely distinct smell. Charters can play guitar and write breath-taking song lyrics, they're pretty much amazing all around.

Of course they do ! This is the Charter Shoeplaza we're talking about here, not your mom's house !

by Shirley or Ronald ? June 18, 2010

chater

This word has direct roots from the word chate. It is someone who commits an act that is defined as chate.

Dan is a chater!
Dan is chater then exams!

by JonnyV September 21, 2004

Tapestry charter school

A small charter school in Butt fuck nowhere.

“What school do you go to? “
“Tapestry charter school”
“I don’t know that school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

Caiters

Nickname for Caitlin. Very infrequently used, which makes it special when it is. Used to show affection and love. Normally describes a very beautiful and kind girl.

Hey Caiters, what do you want to do?

by Wild_Lf_Card March 29, 2009

Chatterwaul

Derived from chatter and caterwaul, means for several people to excitedly talk over each other trying to convey vital information about the same topic.

She sat in her customary seat, the love seat perpendicular to the sofa that faced the television, and kept muttering as she waited for her parents, who stood in the doorway to her room chatterwauling.
From What the Shadow Told Me

by Biminim January 19, 2005