Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

caktard

1. a retarted or deformed penis. abnormal in shape, size or feel,

2. offensive critisism,

(also see cak, tard)

1. my doctor says i have a "caktard"

2. blake is a caktard for hitting my car

by cory December 14, 2004

custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

Catstard

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

by walterwagner August 22, 2008

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009