cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

Canklin'

When a girl with cankles struts down the street in a quick way while her butt and haunches jiggles indiscriminately.

She can go Canklin' faster than M. Phelps can swim.

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009

Carn'tivore

a vegetarian who can't resist eating meat

Clare is such a Carn'tivore she had another bacon sandwich this morning and is still going on that Meat is Murder march on saturday

by twentydollar g string girl March 10, 2011

carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017