A Kempton, IL native, who loves St. Louis, pineapples, Johnny Mo, and Cardinals baseball.
Dr. Cardinal mooned us again on FB Live.
by Willie Fisterguts July 18, 2021
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To be stupid.
''Omg you are so Léa Cardin-Houde!!''
by Leguruduspinning November 25, 2019
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When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.
I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.
by 666god666 November 3, 2017
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Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
“So your hookup count is 45?”
Oh you go to Cardinal Gibbons High School”
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
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The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?
by Sqrd July 5, 2020
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When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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When you're wedged in traffic and surrounded by all cars and you can't get out.
While stuck in rush hour traffic, I was cardined by all the shitty drivers in Los Angeles. It's much safer to be completely stopped on the freeway, ya know, no problems here, just cardined.
by naturallybrown October 30, 2015
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