cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

cardiac shingles

toast with extra butter

(reference to the book "Odd Thomas" by Dean Koontz, page 41, paragraph 3)

I went to a diner and ordered a porky sitting, hash browns, and cardiac shingles.

by midnightpanther June 23, 2011

cardigan school

A school where kids have steroids pumped into their food so they can perform better on the sports fields.

Kyle: Who the fuck is that giant?
Connor: It's got to be a kid from Cardigan School.

by Unknown Person in Your Fridge May 16, 2016

Cardi Drip

dance

When I win a game I do my cardi drip
I’m in a dance competition I do my cardi drip

by Tag podcast June 8, 2019

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

by losannegeles October 18, 2011

takotsubo cardiomyopathy

pronounced tack a soup o cardio my op ath ee

also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.

"takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real condition."

by future doctor of internal medecine April 11, 2008