A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway June 29, 2012
What reptilians have.
by Solid Mantis July 07, 2018
A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.
Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?
Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?
Woman: How is what a thing!?
Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?
Woman: How is what a thing!?
Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019
A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
by Ravivar August 08, 2023
Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"
"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."
by bingo lingo December 15, 2009
Also known as killer constipated is a person who gets slapped on a game called Elder scrolls online he is also carried by a pencil pecker named Zexy
by Incappable- July 12, 2019