by ajbgahskbvhksd September 13, 2021
Get the Ayo cnagle o caly ox mug.When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.
Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.
Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
by jarper1907 May 19, 2016
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by Shylon February 21, 2005
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by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004
Get the calo mug.a really cool guy when you date him and you would never think he would do anything in the world to hurt you because he is so sweet! call him tiger:) his voice on the phone is really sexy, makes me horny. but then hell break your heart leaving you for another girl and tell you he is going to fuck her and laughs and kusses at you all the time:(but he is really cool as a friend to other people as a frind and he always gets in trouble all the time. it wouldnt be like him if he didnt. when you first meet him you will be in love.
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