cackshun

when a chick has a seizure while sucking your dick, resulting in two outcomes! A) You will get the best blowjob of your life
B) Or you will not have a weiner

Ryan was surprised by the cackshun Bridget gave him last night! He no longer has a weiner, when asked about it, it was well worth it!

by ChrisKaymanpants November 9, 2010

cactus nugget

When you eat swordfish and shit it out in spiky poop nuggets. It is rather painful.

Damn. I went to that one seafood restaurant last night and its safe to say I had some pretty gnarly cactus nuggets this morning.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

Cactus Office

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.

I don't want to be sent Cactus Office for sending memes in general.

by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

Cactus

A child-friendly way of swearing.

person: That is such bull-cactus!

by iEatSpam June 27, 2018

The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan June 7, 2007