Chackle

During football when a really good tackle is made. A chackle occurs when the tackle is "jizz-worthy". It is a mixture of the words tackle and challenge.

Jonathan: What a chackle that was by Andre Bikey on Wes Morgan!
Matt: Fucking chackle!

by JAODonoghue April 28, 2013

cockle

In money terms, the word cockle means £10.00. Cockney rhyming slang used in London - Cockle Cock and Hen = 10

That will cost ya a cockle darling.

by Spliff Head September 22, 2008

Cuckle

A cuckle is a person who gets pleasure from either watching their partner have sex with someone else, or hearing about it.

Jessicas boyfriend was a cuckle, And wanted her to have intercourse with other men, and hear about it later.

by Amandavandeven August 14, 2018

poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007

Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.

Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.

by b0nd007 October 17, 2006

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016