Being as a cool as a cucumber is a very hard thing to achieve. One must be intensely cool to be as cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber means that you are one the coolest people of all time.
by Uc0n March 15, 2019
Get the Cool as a cucumbermug. It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.
by M.Urbany November 22, 2011
Get the Cool cucumbersmug. Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
by Kitterbang February 17, 2010
Get the Cucumber Sandwichmug. A Raw Cucumber is when a male whom is a virgin, "gets freaky" with a female whom isn't a virgin, afterward, the Raw Cucumber, is now the Cooked Cucumber.
by The Iterus August 12, 2009
Get the Raw Cucumbermug. When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.
Mac: What did you do today?
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!
Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!
by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011
Get the Mexican Cucumbermug. After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!
by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009
Get the Morning cucumbermug. One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.
by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008
Get the Cucumber Smugglermug.