Cognitive psychology exam

A subsystem of the 9/11 conspiracy, most likely founded by the jews.

Made solely to fuck with students, in the worst way.

May have been involved with holoknaust.

"why are you so sad?"
"I just had a Cognitive Psychology exam and it came inside like storm of a hundred men"
"FeelsBadMan"

by TheDoodeoftheNorth May 19, 2016

cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.

"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"

by brrrrrruh69 May 7, 2018

Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Conail

feen

Did you see Conail. He’s some ride

by Sarah is a name December 11, 2019

Cogies

The bogies left in your nose after a long night on the columbian sinus sauce, that you eat to sort you out.

‘Mate, you ever eaten them bogies left behind from a rampant Nose beer sesh?’

‘YEAH them cogies bruv’

by Sesh1sauce December 4, 2020

Cognicide

The killing of an thought or idea by either proving that there is no possibility of it being true, making people lose belief in the idea or by making the idea fade into obscurity never to be thought of again.

The enlightenment caused the cognicide of god.

by TiredFeather September 2, 2021

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.

Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."

by cutza November 3, 2022