jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.

Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

two-point conversion

After having sex (or getting a blowjob), when a girl starts giving the guy PCH but then continues to suck the guy's dick until he has a second orgasm.

"Dude, how did things go with Rachel last night?"

"Awesome... we did it doggystyle, and then she went for the two-point conversion afterwards."

by quarterback August 5, 2006

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

two-point conversion

While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.

Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.

by c. nubbins January 27, 2011

Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.

As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.

by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004

conceition

the act of being conceited, filled with

Those 'scene kids' are so full of conceition.

by lauren rad April 9, 2007