School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

OK Computer

:(

"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.

Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!

by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018

Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Compersionate

The practice of feeling of joy or happiness in seeing your partner share other romantic relationships. Adjective of "Compersion."

"I wish my metamour could be a little more compersionate."

"My partner was very compersionate about my date with my other partner tonight!"

by StarrNoir September 7, 2018

Comperson

A man or woman who feels compersion, i.e., pleasure associated with one's partner romantic or sexual pleasure with another and is often called the opposite of jealousy. Since these persons know and enjoy their partners' pleasure with others, these partners are technically not Cuckolds or Cuckqueans since infidelities or unfaithfulness are not involved.

The comperson enjoyed his wife telling him about her sex dates.

by Soaul July 4, 2022

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010