Cj

A massive dickhead who is actually really litty once you get a chance to meet him. He’s lazy as hell and always hungry, but he will walk to your house to hang out with you and throw rocks over the ceiling. Cj enjoys getting drunk and high. He also comes up with stories that he INSISTS have happened before but really haven’t. Cj enjoys to reply with only one word such as:

-oof
-oop
Best way to make a cj happy:
- Bring him food.

*He also claims to have a big dick*

Girl: Hey! That guy needs to stop being rude!
Girl #2: it’s alright that’s Cj he don’t mean it b.

by ilyxtatiana July 11, 2018

cj

Cj the meaning of cock juggler or cock junkie.

Chris is such a cj

I am a real good at cj

by Sheldizzle July 30, 2010

CJ's

1.Short for Carl's Jr. the Greatest Fast food restaurant ever. Thats open 24 hours a day.
2.Short for Carl's Jr. a breeding ground for teenagers after parties, usually full of teens between the hours of 11:00pm and 5:00am.
3.Short for Carl's Jr. the most expensive Fast Food restaurant ever.

1."Dude lets freaking go to CJ's. Their burgers are *Amazing*" :D
2."Dude lets freaking go to CJ's. their burgers are *Amazing* and plus I got the Munchies"....*Stoner chuckle*
3.teen1 "Dude lets go to CJ's. Im Hungry"
teen2 "How much money you got"
teen1 "$3....why?"
teen2 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Aaron Rockholt June 8, 2007

Cj

A very annoying guy that not a lot of people like. He makes some people mad by just hearing his name. He is very clingy. He is also very fucking desperate and can’t last a second without being in a relationship. He is also very loud and wants the most attention.

“ I can’t stand looking at Cj it makes me so mad”

by Littylikeafuckingtitty February 25, 2019

cj

code jockey - someone who writes endless lines of code for money

"get back to work, cjs" - EA Management

by fedexon February 20, 2009

cj

A female named cj is amazing at sex she is usually a darker hair girl. She makes the guys go crazy and makes every guy she passes get a bonner. She is the sexiest and hottest bitch you will ever meet. She's fun, crazy, and the life of the party. She sometimes obsessive but she makes it work. She can be a bitch at time and she thinks she always right so let her think she is no matter what. cj is the best.

Cj is coming over tonight.

by Bully bob Jr. June 4, 2016

cj

In reference to the model of Jeep created by AMC.
The Best name you could give a dog. Particularly a Golden retriever. A honorable title worthy of both a great dog and the best vehicle ever fabricated.

I was driving rockhardjeep and saw another jeep, It was a CJ and had a nasty ass Pitbull in there. CJ was barking up a storm trying to get at it.

by nitzboy April 29, 2005