cj

Someone who pretends to be your friend and will snake you out and turn everyone against you also will try steal every boy you are interested in because you like him.

person: Theres Cj the snake

by Jai-li May 30, 2020

Cj

An ugly fat dumb guy if you meet him he will not care about you at all and only love himself he’s a pig and will fake him love

Girl-I love you
Cj-shut up

by Lunalovesbears June 1, 2020

CJ

1.)Initials of one of the most awesome women to ever grace this planet. It stands for Candace Janna. She is short, beautiful, & has more talent in her pinky finger than most 3rd world countries. She will wow you with wit & intelligence.

2.) Also the name of a character that once played in "Bay Watch", played by Pamela Anderson.

"OMG, is that CJ??"

"Look at CJ run in that red bathing suit in slow motion up the beach...I am going to go drown now..."

by hisbabydoll0227 March 22, 2009

CJ

CJ is a term originally coined by Trappist monks from La Trappe Abbey in Normandy, France. The terms was first used in 1664, in reaction to the relaxation of practices in many Cistercian monasteries. Cistercian monks were cast out to live out their life of devotional studies, prayer and penance in enclaves as a result of their severe acedia. Cisterian monks abstain from worldly pleasures such as women and basic hygiene. Unable to procreate due to a lack of testes, these monks often seek out the companionship of older women who've already bore children. However, due to strict vows taken upon entering the monastery, they resort to homosexual pleasuring of each other, most commonly refusing to bathe for weeks after these sexual encounters. Hence, the term "Cistercian Monk," or CM, took on a new idiom as "Cock Jerker" - aka "CJ." In modern usage, “CJ” refers to anyone that sleeps in until at least 11AM. In addition, a “CJ” will usually leave their shoes all over the house, not do dishes, never take out the trash, and essentially just occupy space in a dwelling. It’s kind of like having a dog that eats fast-food for breakfast, lunch and dinner and shits all over your house.

Also see – “Suck ass mule” and “Doucher.”

Damn CJ, quit shittin' in the mailbox.

by Boon Dock March 19, 2009

Cj

an over eating disorder...That you eat till you expoled.

Man that guy probaly cjed once.

by CJCP06-07 December 9, 2008

CJ

conversation jerk

1. when you're having a conversation with someone and they insist on staring at something on your face other than your eyes (I.e. that fat zit on your nose, the spinich in your teeth etc.)

Ralph: "Dude i asked this guy for directions and he would'nt stop staring at my ass"
Bill: "Dude what a CJ"

by oshauma December 23, 2008

Cj

The most gay homo retard you will ever meet.He thinks he has friends but he is just a lonley sack of shit

Damn your so gay your such a cj

by 6ix9inebihhshshdh June 5, 2018