egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 18, 2018

Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019

Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.

In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.

by Fasters November 4, 2022

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances

to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB

by Sexydimma May 25, 2016

Throw me in the cement

1) When your tired or over something

Friend 1: "Bro throw me in the cement that last physics exam was so hard!"

by Mighty Khangaroo June 16, 2018

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.

Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.

by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016