Dick catcher

Piercings in or around the mouth

Talking with a lisp, because you have a dick catchers in your tongue.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Chap catcher

A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.

"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"

by Awd Muck Spreader October 26, 2018

jizz catcher

A loose bitch who is (or thinks she is) the queen of blow jobs.

Hey John, check out that girl at the end of the bar. Maybe you can hook-up; I hear she's a real jizz catcher!

by Michele one fuckin L January 13, 2010

Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers

As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!

by Daxxler February 20, 2003

Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008

Fairy Catcher

A female who enjoys the company of homosexual males. Typically has one ,or more, on hand at all times.

"Did you see Candace's new friend Greg?"
"Yeah, she's such a fairy catcher."

by Nikaila=] January 3, 2009

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011