carbon soldier

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats. Also carbon soldiers.

I don't have a little carbon soldier yet but maybe in the not so future.

"Yes they are my little carbon soldiers."

by Douglas Prince March 31, 2008

Carbon-14

A black person that behaves like a niger.

He's Carbon-14.

We went over to the ballpark but most of them people are Carbon-14.

My neighbor used to be a nice guy but now he acts like Carbon-14.

by Julius Washington September 3, 2008

Carbon copies

a derogatory term used by old wasp women to describe a group of black children, noting the uniform appearance and dark color of their skin, 'as if they were carbon paper duplicates'.

Look at all those little carbon copies! I'm glad that isnt my store.

by rrtesa October 31, 2010

carbon dick

A man-made, or "synthetic" perception of one's penis. Often, a carbon dick is a property of one who drives big, loud, gas guzzling trucks to over compensate for their small penis. This hints at the correlation between the carbon footprint and the carbon dick.

Carbon Dicks are often self-absorbed individuals who care more about presenting a masculine appearance than they do about being decent, considerate human beings.

"Check out that guy with the Hummer H3. I bet he gets 2 miles per gallon. What a carbon dick."

by not-ian April 3, 2015

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

by My Penis Writes Novels n Dutch November 29, 2010

Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside

Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.

by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020